You Are Not Enough

That’s right pal. You read that correctly. Get your ass back to work.

Coming up with the titles & subtitles of these emails has been a fun endeavour. I’ve found that the more aggressive that I am, the higher the open rate. That of course isn’t my only aim, but it is a number that I can flex to help grow my audience. 

Heads up. At some point I might be feeling extra saucy and send out an email simply titled: Fuck you. Communication by a refined gentleman such as I. 

That said, I need to provide you with some actual substance, not just a threat on your otherwise lovely Sunday. 

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