The World Is Ending (So Go Outside)

Or don't. Stay inside and continue being mad like a phone-addicted-dumb-fuck

Calm your tits, ladies and gentlemen. I’m choosing to be vulgar here for a reason.

The recent influx of new subscribers to this newsletter has been pretty GD incredible, but I don’t want people here who can’t handle unrestrained expression- you might even call it me being an insensitive little fuck.

However you name it, it is what it is.

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