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Be Like Bourdain
April 13th. Belgrade, Serbia
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There are two forms of travel:
The checklist tour. Think monuments, churches, group tours with dorky well-rehearsed one liners that make the sock-wearing, sandal-clad, sunburnt, structure-loving Germans laugh in blissful compliance. Ha Ha Ha
The Hero’s Journey. If you’re unfamiliar with it, you've seen it a hundred times. In movies, shows, books, and even your own life. A story arc where the traveler returns changed, not just tan.
Here’s a visual representation to help understand these concepts.

GD Germans

You if you had balls
You may be thinking,